Reading- We Do It!

As we attempt (mostly, in vain) to move this blog away from college football polls and into shit normal people might give a shit about, I have decided to start reading books and talk about the shit I read in them! I will read popular books! Bestsellers! James Patterson/JK Rowling shit! Right? WRONG!

So, be on the lookout for fine literary analysis of these three books in the next few months.

• Requiem for a Dream (the obscure novel that is the basis for one of the more amazing movies of all time. The greatest question, though- does the book also contain a character named Uncle Hank?)
• The Breaks of the Game (you know you want to read about the 1978 Portland Trailblazers season. Come on, you know you do.)
• Brilliant Orange: The Neurotic Genius of Dutch Soccer (seriously. This is a real book that I really want to read)

UNTIL THEN, be more productive than I am doing all this worthless reading. Study for your classes. Read good writing at mizzousportswriters.com (HEY I WROTE THERE ABOUT A FOOTBALL TEAM YOU PROBABLY DON'T CARE ABOUT BUT HEY READ IT ANYWAY!)

Listen to Japandroids. Fuck bitches and get money. You won't be sorry you did. -kw-