28 September 2011

The Scientific Index of the Greatest Teams in Collegiate Football as of September 28, 2011

THROUGH THE WIZARDLY SECRET FORMULA WE USE TO CALCULATE SUCH THINGS, the Highland Liberation Army has elucidated the foolproof list of the 25 best teams that play football in colleges throughout America as of this fine Wednesday afternoon. In the interest of keeping the formula's secrets as safe as the Bush's baked beans recipe (and to save me time to write a paper about counterinsurgency in Malaya and Vietnam), we offer no explanation of the rankings...only the list itself.
  1. LSU
  2. Alabama
  3. Boise State (will rise to top 2 after epic LSU-Alabama game)
  4. Wisconsin
  5. Oklahoma
  6. Oklahoma State
  7. Florida
  8. Stanford
  9. South Carolina
  10. Oregon
  11. Virginia Tech
  12. Nebraska
  13. Georgia Tech
  14. Texas
  15. Clemson
  16. Texas A&M
  17. TCU
  18. Arizona State
  19. Baylor
  20. Iowa State
  21. Houston
  22. Illinois
  23. Notre Dame
  24. West Virginia
  25. Kansas State
Until the next post, just watch this video on a loop. Mike Gundy- he's a man, he's 40, and he's DAMN SEXY thank you very much! -kw-

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