A Blogger's Embarrassment & Retarded Yaks, Uncle Hank & Ass-to-Ass

I have no idea why I continue to look at Blogger's stats page, for it only leads me to depression. Why, you say? It tells me the search keywords that lead to the vast majority of this blog's traffic. The top ten are as follows:

• yak (1,535)
• retarded yak (7)
• pictures of yaks (5)
• funny yak (3)
• funny yaks (3)
• highland liberation army (3)
• yaks (3)
• fat yak (2)
• funny yak pictures (2)
• gentlemen fuck this bitch (2)

Sigh. So I am not the purveyor of an informed, germane discussion on bringing communism to America, college football, and the sad state of our culture; no, Highland Liberation Army is known worldwide as "that yak blog."

BUT- to those gentlemen who were looking to fuck this bitch, I say: +1000 cocktails to you, sirs! Though it's not porn, I think this video will tickle your fancy (and maybe show you how to pick up a cougar, since, if you're searching for "gentlemen fuck this bitch," you obviously don't have bitches of your own to fuck). -kw-

Kids, no matter how awesome he seems: don't emulate Uncle Hank. He does not actually fuck bitches.

He only watches them go ass-to-ass with a dildo. While this is more acceptable than

))<>(( FOREVER, it is still grossly perverted. Though he looks happy, he is a sad, morally depraved man.

Go watch Requiem for a Dream, kids.