Highly Questionable Post is Highly Questionable

Nothing fancy today. I will get back to making good posts soon.

1. Oklahoma State*
2. Alabama
3. LSU
4. Wisconsin
5. Oklahoma
6. Stanford
7. Boise State**
8. Arkansas
9. Kansas State
10. Oregon
11. Clemson
12. Texas A&M
13. Virginia Tech
14. Nebraska
15. Michigan State
16. West Virginia
17. Houston
18. Auburn***
19. Arizona State
20. Georgia Tech
21. Illinois
22. South Carolina****
23. Notre Dame*****
24. Penn State
25. Washington******

*Oklahoma State is ranked number one because they play at Mizzou this weekend. Therefore, if Mizzou wins, I can say we beat the number one team in the nation. It won't happen. But just in case it does...

**Why does Boise State keep dropping when we promised they wouldn't? Because our rationality prevailed. Wins over Oregon, Nebraska, Virginia Tech, aTm, etc., are indeed more impressive than Georgia, Nevada, Colorado State and the like. We still love the blue turf, and we still think Kellen Moore can beat anybody anywhere, but the schedule does matter.

***I am super excited for Gus Malzahn's forthcoming tenure as the head football coach at the University of Mississippi. The SEC West will get that much more hellish. Mizzou is going to die (I pray they get in the East- we can beat Vandy and Kentucky! (maybe (OK, maybe not, because Gary Pinkel is a dumbass with a shitty goal line offense))).

****Marcus Lattimore is a hell of a back, but I've never seen him as very fast or quick-twitch from a pure athletic standpoint. With the ACL, he becomes like a glorified Toby Gerhart- someone who won't have the explosiveness to run in the NFL. It's sad, and Spurrier shouldn't have ridden him so hard, for all running backs are only born with so many carries in them...

*****Trust me, Notre Dame is an excellent football team. Besides Oregon, the biggest test Stanford faces this season.

******Keith Price is showing why the 2011 draft was so idiotic. The coming group of quarterbacks are so much better than Locker, Ponder, and Dalton. So why the fuck did they all go so early last year? Why you pick busts NFL? Why you value smarts over, you know, actual quarterbacking ability? YOU KNOW REDHEADED QUARTERBACKS ALL FUCKING SUCK, BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE SOULS!!!!!!

Calm down, urrbody, we're just doing what we're good at- baseless stereotyping. I love you, ginger readers. Make it a great weekend. -kw-